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Claire Franky

I Lied, He Rewarded Me With Wine

Being a jerk has its perks

6d ago

A woman pouring wine into a glass.

6d ago

I Have the Cock-A-Doodle-Do Disease

At least I got fake lip filler

Feb 20

A cockrel.

Feb 20

I Had to Write a Prayer and No One Would Let Me Copy

Not even Jesus

Feb 11

A woman sat outside with praying hands leaning on a bible.

Feb 11

Two Years After I Left My Husband, I’m Still Uncovering His Lies

No deception was off-limits

Feb 3

A woman sitting on the floor, burying her face into her arms and resting on a table.

Feb 3

I Tried to Get Rid of My Face Crabs

Now they’re angry

Jan 22

A crab on the sand.

Jan 22

My Daughter is Moving in With Shawn Mendes

Whoever the fuck that is

Jan 16

A little girl wearing a backpack outside.

Jan 16

Depression Has Its Claws in Me

I need to face the monster to break free

Jan 7

A woman looking out of a window.

Jan 7

Living With a Fake Supermodel is the Worst

I hope my bird pecks her

Dec 31, 2024

Model with closed eyes showing makeup.

Dec 31, 2024

Our Elf is a Prick

Things can only get worse

Dec 21, 2024

An elf ornament with a blurred Christmas tree behind it.

Dec 21, 2024

She Brings All the Germs to the Yard

And my house

Dec 17, 2024

A gloved hand holding a spray bottle of Clorox.

Dec 17, 2024

Claire Franky

Claire Franky

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