Claire Franky – Medium

Claire Franky

I Tried to Get Rid of My Face Crabs

Now they’re angry

Jan 22

A crab on the sand.

Jan 22

My Daughter is Moving in With Shawn Mendes

Whoever the fuck that is

Jan 16

A little girl wearing a backpack outside.

Jan 16

Depression Has Its Claws in Me

I need to face the monster to break free

Jan 7

A woman looking out of a window.

Jan 7

Living With a Fake Supermodel is the Worst

I hope my bird pecks her

Dec 31, 2024

Model with closed eyes showing makeup.

Dec 31, 2024

Our Elf is a Prick

Things can only get worse

Dec 21, 2024

An elf ornament with a blurred Christmas tree behind it.

Dec 21, 2024

She Brings All the Germs to the Yard

And my house

Dec 17, 2024

A gloved hand holding a spray bottle of Clorox.

Dec 17, 2024

I Caught the Guy She’s Dating Wearing a Wedding Ring

Obviously, he’s not married

Dec 12, 2024

Man placing a hand on his chest wearing a wedding ring.

Dec 12, 2024

Santa Swindled Me Out of Forty Bucks

I should have read the small print but the small print is for nerds

Dec 10, 2024

A Santa Claus figurine placed on a log outside.

Dec 10, 2024

My Daughter Met an Amazing Role Model, Then She Fucked It Up

Obviously, it wasn’t my fault

Dec 3, 2024

A little girl sticking her tongue out.

Dec 3, 2024

I’m Fucking Divorced!

Receipts and all

Nov 26, 2024

Balloons.

Nov 26, 2024

Claire Franky

Claire Franky

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