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A Freeloader Ruined My Face

I regret getting crafty with her

Photo by Franco Antonio Giovanella on Unsplash

The local library my two-year-old daughter and I attend occasionally when all our regular cocktail bars are closed, is a soccer mom’s paradise.

The bright paint, lively displays, and the “I volunteer at six frog hospitals” vibe that the librarian gives make for a not-so-great time. The minivans with…