Burn down the house. Start a new life in a faraway land. Meet a wise-cracking owl. Adopt it.

Glue it, nail it, duct tape it, mark it with caution tape and orange cones 🤣 and maybe throw the…
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Suddenly Sue
Claire Franky
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May 16, 2023
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Burn down the house. Start a new life in a faraway land. Meet a wise-cracking owl. Adopt it.
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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A sarcastic teller of stories.
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