HUMOR

Can I Make an Appointment Or Shall I Just Die?

My existence seems to upset you

Claire Franky
4 min readApr 1, 2024

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Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

“This is an automated message. If you are dying or completely fucked up, please call 911. If you are in emergencyish condition, please go to your nearest Emergency Room. If you wish to make an appointment with your doctor, please use the online system located on our website and never ever call us…

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