Damn, why didn't I make up a god? I could be sipping my Coke Zero from a turret right now

…hit at naming things, fantastical stories were still used to explain away life’s biggest mysteries. Want to know what happens when you die? You will achieve eternal joy and happiness with all your loved ones. Now shut up and build me a cathedral.
Hit Me With You’re ‘Rithm Stick
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Graham Lilley
Claire Franky
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Sep 22, 2024
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Damn, why didn't I make up a god? I could be sipping my Coke Zero from a turret right now
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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A sarcastic teller of stories.
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