Haha, glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for sharing!

WTAF?? Is this man now in prison? Please write a story about it. I need to know the build-up. I need to know about the levels of alcohol. I need to know how you got away and weren’t murdered.

Erm, yes, she has children. I swear she didn’t use to be like that (although you never really know). I think something happened in the last few years and the divorce really had a massive impact on her. She talked about therapy. She does know that she was being ridiculous and was able to laugh at herself, so…