Haha! Oh my days!

…epy as f*ck. I don’t care what they eat or contribute to society. I can admire them intellectually, but when they want to shimmy under the covers with me and throw a leg over — Houston, we have a problem.
When Squatters Move In and You Haven’t Moved Out
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Claire Franky
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Feb 20, 2024
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Haha! Oh my days! Throw a leg over... Disgusting creatures. I couldn't have coped. Are all the bats gone now?
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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A sarcastic teller of stories.
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