I agree, you are perfect.

Haha. I wish I had been hired to study that. Sounds very entertaining.

I leave a lot of context and information out of my stories that makes the situations appear a lot more unhinged than they actually are.

This story, for instance, Annie said a lot of good things about her husband, regularly. When she was ranting about the cup and teeth brushing, she was laughing and saying she knew she was insane but he was just getting on her nerves for various other reasons. The car insurance, again she was laughing and in the end said she was grateful for him. It was all said light heartedly.

I leave these parts out because they make the story less entertaining.