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I Confronted My Husband About the Ashley Madison Incident
It went super well.
My husband and I have been separated for eight months. He had a picture on Ashley Madison while we were still together. There was never a sensible explanation. I wrote about it a few months ago:
Last night my phone rang. It was my husband.
Oh, you’re not in prison then? Fabulous.
I answered. He droned on about himself and how hard his life is.
Sitting on your ass drinking whiskey every day? Yeah, mate, it’s tough out there.
After giving me a sob story, he went on to claim that his impending gloom was my fault….again. He said that I’m a bad mother and a bad wife because I wouldn’t give our daughter a pacifier when she was a newborn. I was mean to him when he cashed in his retirement fund and spent it on pills. And that I cheated on him with the guy across the road.
Our daughter repeatedly refused to take a pacifier.
