I Don’t Want to Buy My Coworker a Dumb Coat

Buy your own fucking coat

Claire Franky
5 min readApr 25, 2024


Photo by Tobias Tullius on Unsplash

I was yawning into my cup of coffee and strolling down the hallway to my office when I heard her humming around the corner.

Fuck that. Not today!

I looked left. I looked right. I looked left again because I wasn’t paying attention the…