I like to pair my baby with straight vodka.

…ng the top of the baby’s head, as the olfactory senses are directly linked to the gustatory system. You may see kissing as a sign of affection, but these depraved relatives are tasting your baby to determine the best wine to pair with them.
Please Don’t Eat Your Baby, I Know It’s Tempting
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Claire Franky
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Nov 16, 2024
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I like to pair my baby with straight vodka.
Hilarious. I thoroughly enjoyed this one! 😄
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