Drama and Humor

I Threatened a Coworker

Accidently

She didn’t love what I had to say. Photo by Mimi Thian on Unsplash

Once upon a time, some dickwad, I’m assuming named Neil, came up with the idea of “team building”. This is the worst idea that anyone has ever conjured up.

Even worse than tube tops.

Unfortunately, most breathing people are shitheads who blindly go along with anything and everything presented to them.

Except for credit card company workers.

So the hell that is team building still exists in society today.

Accompanied by buckets of introvert’s tears.

Throughout my life, I have had the pleasure of engaging in dozens of team building experiences at work. It doesn’t matter where I have worked, or who I have worked with, some jackoff has always insisted on team building exercises.

These are the people that inspired The Purge.

The activities I have been forced to engage in, include telling a room full of people an interesting fact about myself.

On Friday nights I dress up as a raccoon and scurry through trash cans.

Playing musical chairs.

At least we all got to “accidentally” sit on Rob’s lap.