I threw up in my mouth a little. I guess that means I'm allergic.

…you can apply these tactics just the same with cow, macadamia, lactose-free, flax, Himalayan sheep, grandma’s oddly lactating breast, Antarctic seal, expired contents from the sperm bank, or soy milk.
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I threw up in my mouth a little. I guess that means I'm allergic.
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