I Was Turned Off by Her Berries

There were a lot of them

Claire Franky
4 min readFeb 19, 2024


Photo by Elena Koycheva on Unsplash

“Gooood morning!”

What in the living fuck is happening?

I glanced up at the noise. A tall woman wearing bright yellow overalls and purple boots stood next to me.

“Good morning,” I replied as she sat down on the floor next to me.