If I were the kind of twat that had a story board, the only thing on it would be cheeseburgers.

If I think of a cheeseburger, put it on my “story board “ and then later in the day I eat said cheeseburger, this doesn’t mean the fucking universe brought it to me. It means I put my ass in my car, drove to the place that sells cheeseburgers, ordered and paid for t…
My Inner-Cynic Needs a Release
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Kyle Wells
Claire Franky
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If I were the kind of twat that had a story board, the only thing on it would be cheeseburgers. Maybe a couple of fries.
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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A sarcastic teller of stories.
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