SATIRE

My Accent is a Boner Machine

The rest of me is pretty average

Her accent is probably shit. Photo by Tyler Nix on Unsplash

I stepped out of the car under the bright lights of the hotel’s entrance. It was almost 11 PM and after driving for eight hours, I needed to rest, even if that meant stopping in a town named Dickpeel, Virginia.

The doors to the hotel slid open as I trudged towards them. Once inside, I heard voices…