SATIRE
My Accent is a Boner Machine
The rest of me is pretty average
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4 min readApr 22, 2024
I stepped out of the car under the bright lights of the hotel’s entrance. It was almost 11 PM and after driving for eight hours, I needed to rest, even if that meant stopping in a town named Dickpeel, Virginia.
The doors to the hotel slid open as I trudged towards them. Once inside, I heard voices…