HUMOR
My Attempt to Go Unnoticed Backfired When I Flashed Them
I definitely got their attention
“Oh my god,” I whispered to myself as I studied my red, sweaty face in the compact mirror.
I slammed it shut and rammed it into the side pocket of my bag. There was no hope. I was a lost cause.
Like that time I said I was giving up bacon.
Looking down at my daughter, I caught her watching me carefully as she swung her dangling legs from the bench in the locker room cubicle. I forced a smile as I shoved our wet swimsuits and towels into the gym bag.
“Ok, are you ready to go home?” I asked, running my fingers through my wet, frizzing hair.
“Yes, peaz,” she replied, grabbing my arm to steady herself as she hopped down from the bench.
I unlocked the cubicle door and began my march through the large locker room with my head down, pulling my daughter along as quickly as her little legs would move.
Which wasn’t quick at all, since she needed to point at everyone’s tits.
As I glanced up to weave through some sloth people, a group of women caught my eye. They had been in the pool with us and were now standing in front of the mirrors, checking themselves out.
