HUMOR
My Daughter Met an Amazing Role Model, Then She Fucked It Up
Obviously, it wasn’t my fault
“Hello,” I said as I swung open the front door and eyed the woman in a hi-vis jacket.
“Hi, I’m Sarah from Dumpster Hire,” she said with a smile.
Is it time for me to be taken away with the other trash?
“I’m here to deliver your dumpster,” she added as confusion spread across my face.
“Oh, are you sure you have the correct address?” I asked.
She pulled a device from her pocket and after tapping on it for a few seconds, turned it around for me to see the screen.
My eyes scanned the screen seeing my address.
Fucks sake.
“Ah,” I said. “Ok, that’s fine.”
Sarah crinkled her brow. “Did you order a dumpster?”
Obviously not. That sounds like an outside sort of thing.
“Yes. No. My parents who live down the street ordered one for their house. My dad thinks he’s funny. I didn’t know he… I need it too….”
Just shut up.
She studied me curiously as I forced my mouth to close.
