My Mornings Are Full of Shit Shovelers

And they’re chatty

Claire Franky
4 min readMay 10, 2024


Photo by Mari Potter on Unsplash

“Not yet. Five more minutes,” I said from underneath my comforter.

An excited panting moved from one side of the bed to the other. Then a low growl.

Who turned Pornhub on?

“Ssshhh!” I hissed.