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…ike with his finger. No, that was a thumb. And it was a pie. Stuck in his thumb. Pulled out a plum. Nursery rhymes are stupid. This Dutch boy saved his village. Is that politically correct? Dutch? Going Dutch on a date? Does t…
Jay Squires
Claire Franky
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