Selfish of you to keep your vodka in the freezer.

I never really wanted to drink my own alcohol anyway. And wasn’t concerned that the vodka bottles in my freezer had been so watered down, that they now froze. But nobody could explain the scientific possibility of this, other than to say,
What Made You Have Four Children?
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Claire Franky
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Apr 2, 2024
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Selfish of you to keep your vodka in the freezer.
Have one more kid. It'll be fun.
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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