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She Ended Their Relationship When He Got Weird With Her Clothes

I kind of wish I hadn’t been involved

Claire Franky
5 min readAug 13, 2024

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Photo by Henry & Co. on Unsplash

“Hey, have you got a ladder?” My friend, Sasha yelled down the phone at me.

Hang up. Hang up now.

“Erm, I have a little step ladder…” I replied.

“Fucks sake. Well, how tall is it?”

About five beer bottles.

“I don’t fucking know. It’s got three steps. Why do you need a ladder?” I asked, already exasperated by whatever this latest fuckery was.

“Alright, just bring it over to my place,” she said with a huff.

To throw at you, I hope.

“Now? My shift starts in an hour,” I replied.

“You can be a bit late though, right?” She asked.

Rolling my eyes, I said, “Yeah, Bryan is the shift manager tonight. He’ll be too stoned to tell time.”

“Cool. Hurry up,” she snapped and hung up the phone.

Prick.

Fifteen minutes later, I parked on the street outside of Sasha’s flat and pulled my stepladder from the backseat. Sasha exited her building as I locked my car.

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Claire Franky
Claire Franky

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