She wants to be a hostess but doesn't have the goods.

“Well, that’s too bad, I don’t have any. Why don’t you go to the shop and buy some then.”
My First Serious Girlfriend Didn’t Have a Top Sheet
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Smillew Rahcuef
Claire Franky
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Apr 16, 2024
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She wants to be a hostess but doesn't have the goods. I'd ask for my complimentary candle and leave.
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Written by Claire Franky43K Followers
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