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I’m your FWB (“friend with benefits” for those out of the loop). Peanuts are good for you, and I’ve got those nuts you enjoy (that’s the friend part). I’m also bulked up with chocolate and covered in pretty candy coating (th…
Brandon Ellrich
Claire Franky
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Splendid.
Loved this article! Chuckled all the way through.
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