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I would wake up with my 7.5-inch wang -19.05 cm for most of the world. (Don’t want to be too big) I would eat my bacon, two eggs, hashbrowns, and English muffin. Then I would eat some edibles to cop a nice buzz, give my lady that 7.5-inch happy meal, play some v…
Meatball
Claire Franky
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These foods have definitely been banned from the afterlife.
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