Twenty Dollars and a Tight Dress Will Get Me a House

Apparently, that’s the way to get it done

Claire Franky
3 min readNov 13, 2023


Photo by Cleyton Ewerton on Unsplash

“Did you get it yet?”

“Yes, it came today. Thank you!” I said with fake enthusiasm.

That’s an appropriate phone call length. Pretty sure I can hang up now.