What else is she going to put in her purse? Clearly, your hair is the only option.

Can a child get kicked out of pre-registration for pre-preschool? I hope not. Without Joey home to egg her on, Kelsey might stop ripping clumps of my hair out and putting them in her sequin pony purse long enough for me to pee with the door closed. Ah, heaven.
My Toddler Talked Crap at Her Preschool Interview
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Claire Franky
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Aug 14, 2023
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What else is she going to put in her purse? Clearly, your hair is the only option.
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