Yay! I'm glad you get to have a good laugh. Thank you.

The healthiest eaters get cancer the most? What? First of all, we all lie about what we eat, especially to health care professionals. Also, they might eat healthily but knock back 18 beers a night, so... Lame.

Dandelions are my favorite food. They're particularly good when you cover them in mayo and eat with a side of fries.

Yeah, they're a bunch of bandits! Good for you, sticking up for yourself and decreasing your policy!