Yep, I'm there with you on most of this and I'm 34!

Gray hairs started at 28, although I don't get many. Digestive issues - particularly heartburn (I have to swig Gaviscon - I have it in my "going out purse", if I want to eat spicy food or drink alcohol - I cannot possibly do both of those things together anymore). Sleep disruption - oh my days, yes!!! That may be the whole toddler and abusive relationship/ PTSD thing though.

Life is magical. I hate it for both of us.

On the plus side, you just inspired me - I'm going to write about my Gaviscon adventures.