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As the conversation ended and she walked away with her cobwebbed crotch, I started dialing numbers. I called a priest, a shrink, and Walmart. I needed a copy of Minority Report to see how Tom Cruise replaced his eyes.
Meatball
Claire Franky
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You can probably get a priest and a shrink at Walmart too.
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