You have the gift of rhyme.

You're slimy and sleazy and do-as-you-pleasy,
Your constitution has only the right to be greedy,
When democracy needed a helping hand
You and the rest of your rich-white-geek band
Blew smoke up th…
Yo Santa, Why Do Your Presents Have So Much Unnecessary Packaging?
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Claire Franky
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You have the gift of rhyme.
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